I m Here for Your Blue Eyes Curses Foiled Again
Deviation Deportment
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"C'mon guys, it's funny!"
Team RWBY were in their room. Yang was trying to convince her teammates to watch Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Serial.
"I hardly think a show about children'south card games would exist funny. Stupid yes, only not funny." Weiss scoffed.
"That was the actual series." Yang deadpanned. "While it'south besides great, Yugioh Abridged is just comedy!"
"Give her a chance Weiss." Ruby pleading with her puppy dog optics. "I've watched some of information technology likewise!"
"Eh, why not? information technology could exist a nice change from watching to Ruby and Yang playing video games." Blake added.
Weiss looked at the Tv, and then her teammates, and so Scarlet's puppy dog eyes, then signed.
"Fine, but if I don't find it funny, never bring information technology up again." Weiss said.
"YAY!" Cherry cheered.
"Trust me, you won't regret this!" Yang said equally she started up the episode.
Why exercise I go the feeling I will? Weiss thought.
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YAMI:Yu-Gi-Oh! was filmed earlier a live studio audition!
"Is it really?" Weiss asked.
"No, it'southward a joke" Yang answered.
YUGI: Hey Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there? It's your motility!
"Heh, that sounds similar to what y'all told me a few days ago Yang." Blake noted.
JOEY: Pitiful Yug, doing this Brooklyn accent makes information technology difficult to concentrate card games.
"I wonder how it would be like if Weiss had a Brooklyn emphasis." Ruby wondered.
"Wait, why me?"
"Because you attacked your own fleet before remember?"
TRISTAN I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too! I'g thinking almost changing it.
YUGI: By the manner, my grandpa has a super rare carte du jour.
Yang shot up at that remark.
"Uh, Yang?" Blake asked.
Yang sat dorsum downward. "Heh, it's because I um... really the collect cards too." she confessed. "I kinda react to that stuff a lot."
"I wonder what the rare card is though?" Blake pondered.
TRISTAN: Groovy!
JOEY: Hey, bada-bing!
KAIBA: Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
"There's your answer Blake." Ruby said as a response.
KAIBA:And since I'g a child billionaire in accuse of a huge gaming company, I evidently have zero better to do than get check it out.
"Huh, Kaiba reminds me of someone, simply I tin't place my finger on who..." Yang noted.
"Who?" Weiss asked.
"I merely said I don't remember, i'll get back to it though."
YUGI: Hey Gramps, tin we please meet your super-rare-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-mega-super-card? While the others thought the number of adjectives were unneeded, Ruby only heard "Chocolaty-Fudged-Coated"
Granddaddy I don't meet why not. Here it is, the Blueish-Eyes White Dragon.
"That card looks majestic." Weiss said staring at the carte.
"So yous find the episode good then?" Yang said excitedly.
"No, not yet."
JOEY: That's the to the lowest degree threatening proper name for a monster I've e'er heard. What kind of mook could desire a card like that?
"Probably Weiss." Yang whispered to Ruby, causing her to giggle.
KAIBA: I'm here for your Bluish-Eyes old man, and I won't accept "no" for an respond! Now, give information technology to me!
Grandpa: No!
KAIBA: Curses, foiled again!
Team RWBY laughed at that. Not only because it was a staple for villains, Kaiba maxim it was funny, especially with his monotone phonation.
KAIBA:I'm going to go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionaire, so nobody volition evenretrieve almost pressing charges.
"What?! Is that legal?" Ruby asked.
"No, my male parent always gets in problem with these kinds of things." Weiss said.
I recollect I figured out who Kaiba reminds me off. Yang realised Only I should wait until it finishes or something.
GRANDPA: That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.
Wow, information technology'south getting reeeeal close now.
TRISTAN: Large time!
YUGI: Hello, Game shop!
KAIBA: I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, so I dueled him into submission.
"Expect, how did playing a card game brand a person wounded?" Weiss asked.
"Trust me, you have nooooooo idea." (Flashbacks of 5ds, ZEXAL and Arc-Five)
KAIBA:So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much coin to exist expected to do information technology myself.
"That is not how it works!" Weiss shouted.
"Did your dad do that likewise?" Blake asked.
"...yes."
Blake turned away with a look of disgust.
YUGI: Wait, who is this?
"How could he non recognise him?" Ruby asked. "He's a classmate!"
"You didn't know one-half of squad JNPR's proper name for the get-go month here." Yang countered.
"Fair enough."
YUGI: Gramps! Are y'all okay?
GRANDPA: For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.
"That'due south what i'm saying!" Weiss added.
KAIBA: That's right! And at present, watch this!
Team RWBY all have different reactions to Kaiba ripping the card. Ruby yelled in shock. Weiss just gave Kaiba a scowl. Blake was indifferent. Yang however, punched the wall. She hated information technology when people didn't go along their cards in good condition, but hated it more when they damaged it on purpose.
YUGI: Grandpa's special super-rare-awesome-super-card!
"You lot forgotChocolaty-Fudged-Coated!" Ruby yelled at Yugi.
JOEY: What the heck did you practise that for?
KAIBA: So that it could never be used confronting me!!!
"I guess that is strategic..." Blake noted
YUGI: In that case, why not just tear up every menu in the whole world?
"...simply and then there's that." Blake finished.
KAIBA: Shut upwardly and duel me.
Once again, team RWBY laughed at Kaiba's monotone voice.
YUGI: Don't worry Gramps, I'll win this duel with your deck!
GRANDPA: W-Wait a minute! I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck and become play cards with your arch rival?
YUGI: Pretty much.
Gramps: No wonder your parents are never around!
"Wow, that is hateful of Yugi, even if this isn't the same ane but.. wow." Yang remarked
TÉA: Gather circular everyone, and I'll marking usa with a special sign!
Cherry saw the sign on their hands. And sported an thought.
"We should do that!"
The rest of her squad replied with a unproblematic "No."
JOEY: Uh, Téa, hey not for zilch but...ain't this permanent marker?
TÉA: Oh... Whoops!
"That's likewise i of the reasons why." Weiss said. "I wouldn't trust you lot to use marking, especially because y'all tin can't tell the difference."
"But it would exist with the states forever!" Ruby said cheerfully. "Even if we would be separated, nosotros would e'er think!"
"Scarlet, that's sweet, but we won't be separated." Yang said. "We'll stick together and always be together!"
(I am a dick aren't I?)
JOEY: Why were you even carrying that thing effectually in the first place?
TÉA: I'thousand a kleptomaniac, I stole it from schoolhouse.
"She reminds me of Nora, merely Nora steals pancakes." Weiss noted.
TRISTAN: Hey, my wallet'southward missing!
TÉA: Kaiba took it!
"Not a good excuse. Why would he need it? He'southward rich!" Blake said.
YAMI: Information technology's time to duel!
"Now In that location'Due south my boy!" Yang yelled, at the aforementioned fourth dimension, she whooped.
"Your..boy?" Blake questioned.
"Yep! He's one of my favourite characters!"
"But, wasn't he the same one from before?"
"Eh, yous'll understand equally you continue watching."
KAIBA: Look, did your testicles only drop in the final five seconds or something? What the heck happened to your voice?
"Yang? What did he mean by testicles dropping?" Ruddy asked.
Yang didn't want to respond, as it was a piddling mature. And so instead she said:
"Y'all'll acquire almost it afterward."
YAMI: Holy Ra, existent monsters!
"Impressive." Weiss noted. "Holograms that react to a card and make projections based off of them. I think we should attempt this for kids who play this at Vale city. It would be possible with coloured grit and the correct programming."
Yang silently celebrated, as this was what she hoped Weiss would exercise.
KAIBA: Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching the feel of a children's card game!
"Exactly what I said!" Weiss exclaimed.
YAMI: Okay, seriously, yous've got to exist f**king kidding me. Who wastes all their coin on something like that?
First Cherry-red pepped upwards due to the censor, Weiss felt insulted, Blake was chuckling and Yang was laughing her caput off.
"It'south for the kids!" Weiss yelled at the screen.
"And the coin?" Blake asked.
"And the mo-, shut up!"
KAIBA: The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharaoh butt with three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that'south who!
"Wait, is that legal Yang?" Scarlet asked.
"Well, originally yes, but now considering of new rules and cards, it can be legal. Y'all just need to know how to pull it off." Yang answered.
YAMI: Wait a infinitesimal, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
KAIBA: Yeah, so?
YAMI: That'south against the rules, isn't it?
KAIBA: Screw the rules, I have coin!
This fourth dimension, team RWBY had the same reaction: laughter. Ruby was rolling on the floor. Weiss tried to comprehend her mouth with her mitt. Blake had the most control with her laughter. Yang was pounding on the walls with tears streaming down her face. When they had finished laughing, Weiss was the outset to speak.
"Okay, we are going to continue watching this." She said as she wiped some tears.
KAIBA:At present draw your last pathetic carte, Yugi, then I can finish you!
YAMI: My Grandad's deckhas no pathetic cards, Kaiba. Except possibly for Kuriboh... but information technology also hasthis! The unstoppable Exodia!
KAIBA (and Yang mocking him): Aah! Exodia! It's non possible! Nobody's ever been able to summonhim!
YAMI (Weiss) : Really? Is that because it's so rare?
Yang simply pointed at the screen. Silently laughing.
KAIBA: No, information technology'southward because this game makes no sense. Nobody tin can effigy out how to practise it.
YAMI: Nobody exceptme! Exodia, obliterate!
MOKUBA: Large brother, is it time for my cameo yet?
"That is a weird vocalism for a grade schooler." Ruby noted.
KAIBA: How... How could you summon Exodia?
YAMI: Kaiba, if you really wish to know...then talk to the hand!
KAIBA: Aaaaahhh! *gets heed crushed*
"Well," Yang started. "That was handy."
The rest of her squad groaned.
(GOD DAMMIT Barb!)
*scene change*
GRANDPA: I wet myself.
They all laughed once more.
HENCHMAN: Mr. Pegasus, sir, it seems the reigningDuel Monsters champion has been defeated by someone named Yugi. As well, it'south time for your sponge bathroom.
PEGASUS: Mmm...
"Okay, weird guy."
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"Okay, now that's information technology's over, we can all agree nosotros have to go along right?" Yang said.
"Yes!" Ruby piped.
"It was entertaining" Blake added.
"Fine." Weiss said in a semi-sereios voice. .
"Also, I finally remember who Kaiba reminded me of!" Yang
"Who?" Weiss asked again.
"You!" Yang replied but.
"HEY!"
Source: https://www.deviantart.com/epiclinksam/art/RWBY-watches-YGOTAS-1-Pilot-677293536
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